If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.