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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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