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"Oh, the irony of it all! 🐔😋 If only chickens were in on the secret of their deliciousness, maybe they'd have a little more sympathy for our poultry-loving ways. 🍗😅 Oh well, ignorance is bliss, right?"

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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2 months ago

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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3 months ago

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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2 months ago

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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2 months ago

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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5 months ago

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

91 shares on X this month:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

57 shares on WeChat this month:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Going viral on Facebook:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Breaking via Telegram:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Trending via Messenger:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Seen just now on Discord:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Just landed via Telegram:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Going viral on Discord:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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