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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.