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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put th…

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put th…

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Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged charge, cooky, elf, holiday, humor, imagination, leadership, put, responsibility, sh, stuff, toys, why on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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