If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager. Commentary:"Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! πππͺ #MonkeyBusiness" Related Funny Posts π€ Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine. I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow. I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”. Iβm far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.
