If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! 🔪🖨️💢 #PrintersGoneWild" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it. Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people? Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.