If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it. Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people? Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.
