If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murderin… Commentary:"I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! 🔪🖨️💢 #PrintersGoneWild" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long. Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading. I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym. If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.