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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.