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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murderin…

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murderin…

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"I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! 🔪🖨️💢 #PrintersGoneWild"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crime, ever, frustration, humor, i, jail, murder, printer, technology on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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