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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Commentary:
"Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, basketball, E.T., ET, found, humor, i, jump, jump shot, shot, sports on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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