If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
