If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. Commentary:"Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine. If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope. I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.