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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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"Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, confidence, glasses, humor, i, self-image, sexy, time, vision on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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