If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force. Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions. Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home. Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.
