If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! π«π₯ Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? π #JediSnackingSkills" Related Funny Posts π€ The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings. The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar. Sorry I left you on read, I didnβt mean to open it just yet. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.