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"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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30 shares on TikTok this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

33 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Just landed via Slack:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Just landed via YouTube:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Trending via Telegram:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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