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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachio…

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachio…

Commentary:
"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged convenience, force, humor, i, ID, Jedi, just, laziness, open, pistachio, sci-fi, snack, Star Wars on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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