If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it line… Commentary:"If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now. The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there. The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated. Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument. Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.