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  • I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
  • If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.
  • At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
  • My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
  • I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.
  • My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.