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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it line…

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it line…

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"If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged healing, humor, i, inventor, irony, linear, medical, much, tell on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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