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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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Don't worry, with my trusty tweezers, you'll be the smoothest sleeper in the ICU 😂💤🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chin, chin hair, coma, ever, funny request, hair, humor, please, pluck, request on Nov 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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