If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen. The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics. You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.