If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that. There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding. God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo. If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?
