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  • Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.
  • Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.
  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
  • It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.
  • Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.
  • You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.