If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄"