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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.