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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!