If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.