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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.