If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.