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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.