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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? πŸŒžβ˜”οΈ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! πŸ’ͺ😎"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, humor, outdoor, outdoor activity, protection, rain, sun, sun protection, sunscreen, weather on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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