If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence. Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off. Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”