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Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Trending via X:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Just shared via WeChat:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Making waves on Facebook:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Broadcasted on Discord:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Freshly posted on X:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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20 shares on Facebook this month:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

58 shares on Slack this month:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Shared recently on Discord:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Just shared via YouTube:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Breaking via TikTok:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Just shared via Reddit:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Just landed via X:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Meow means woof in cat.

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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