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  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
  • Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.
  • Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.