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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ’€ Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ‘ป



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