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  • It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
  • The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
  • I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.
  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.