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"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you're probably imagining how I feel – like a cat stuck in a room full of cucumbers 🥒🐱 #CantHandleThis"

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37 shares on Instagram this month:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

39 shares on X this month:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Going viral on Slack:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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