If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years. I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!” Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.