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Home Funny Quotes If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

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