If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!” In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.” Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.