If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.