If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.