If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it. Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my beard's about to become a battering ram! 😂🧔⚾️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does. I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me. A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”