If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my beard's about to become a battering ram! 😂🧔⚾️ Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? My summer body has been pending for about ten years. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.