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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.