Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.
  • Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
  • Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
  • If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.