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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

68 shares on Threads this month:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

61 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Going bananas on Telegram:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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