If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Commentary:
โ€œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿšซ When your god has a โ€˜deleteโ€™ button rather than a โ€˜love thy neighborโ€™ one, it might be time to switch deities! ๐Ÿ”ชโ›”๏ธ #ChooseLoveNotViolenceโ€

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