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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Commentary:
"🙏🚫 When your god has a 'delete' button rather than a 'love thy neighbor' one, it might be time to switch deities! 🔪⛔️ #ChooseLoveNotViolence"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, belief, command, God, humor, kill, morality, religion on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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