If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Funny Quotes October 27, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?” Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again. I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day. Everything will kill you so pick something fun.