Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.
  • I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
  • People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
  • Enjoy the time between diapers!
  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.