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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it…

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it…

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"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

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