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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

35 shares on X this month:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

35 shares on Slack this month:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

97 shares on Discord this month:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Going bananas on Threads:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Trending via Reddit:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Just landed via Messenger:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Shared recently on Discord:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Seen just now on Slack:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Just landed via Twitch:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Spotted on X:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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