If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it… Commentary:"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor. I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin. Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?” Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.