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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Commentary:
"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, boring, choice, doing, dry, Dry January, even, humor, interaction, January, keep, lifestyle, nobody, personal, personal choice, self-control, social, social interaction, yourself on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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