If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.