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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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