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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Commentary:
"Forever young at heart, but my joints got the senior discount! πŸ§’πŸ’”πŸ§“πŸ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, age contrast, aging, back, citizen, contrast, heart, humor, kid, knees, self-deprecating, senior, youth on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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