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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.