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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Turns out โ€œYouTube rabbit holeโ€ is not a reliable science degree.

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When people block me, I just assume itโ€™s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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โ€œYou let your cat on the bed?โ€ I would put her on my life insurance.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You canโ€™t have both.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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If at first you donโ€™t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.