I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “… Commentary:Getting older is when you reach expert level in back-in-my-day storytelling! 🤣🕰️👴🏻 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8. I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age. I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive. Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?” At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.