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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with &#8220…

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “…

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Getting older is when you reach expert level in back-in-my-day storytelling! 🤣🕰️👴🏻

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, humor, i, self-reference, sentence, start, where on Oct 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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