I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.