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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in…

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in…

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"Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! 😂🍭 Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! 💁‍♂️🍬"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dying, house, humor, me, self-deprecation, sweet, sweets, thing on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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