I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in… Commentary:"Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! 😂🍭 Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! 💁♂️🍬" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise. When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself. Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.