💾 Save Image I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like we've got a real sweet tooth over here! 😂🍭 Who needs cookies when you've got such a sweet personality, am I right? Own that sweetness, sugar! 💁♂️🍬" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out. Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: dying, house, humor, me, self-deprecation, sweet, sweets, thing
