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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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