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  • Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.
  • The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
  • My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
  • Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
  • Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
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