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Don't you just love the power of proper punctuation? 😂 Looks like someone accidentally declared war on chocolate! 🍫 Hold strong, brave soul. May your resolve stay as firm as that rock-hard chocolate bar you're avoiding!

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48 shares on X this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Just landed via Messenger:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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