I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am… Commentary:"Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club. I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station. It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.