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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am…

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am…

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"Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 3am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, imagine, night, nightlife, riding, transport on Mar 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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