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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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