I’m going to die from jealousy one day. Commentary:"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅♂️💀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while. None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend! Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.