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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, die, emotion, exaggeration, going, humor, jealousy on Apr 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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