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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.