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  • Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
  • Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.
  • At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.
  • Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.
  • I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.