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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Shared recently on Discord:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Spotted on Twitch:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Just shared via Instagram:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Just shared via Facebook:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.
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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Live now on LinkedIn:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Trending via YouTube:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just shared via Telegram:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Going viral on Messenger:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Just landed via WeChat:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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