I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything. Commentary:"Ah, the fine art of passive existence. 🤷♂️ Like a sloth in slow motion, I neither actively avoid nor actively engage. Just here for the ride, my friend. 🚶♂️ #ZenMaster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages. Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know. Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby. Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
