I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch. I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
