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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.