Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
- People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.
- I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
