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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.