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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.