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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Avocado is just green butter.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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