Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
  • Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
  • The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
  • My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
  • People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
  • Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.