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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

About to form my very first opinion.

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

About to form my very first opinion.

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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