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  • Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.
  • Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.
  • We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
  • It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.