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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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