I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.