I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple. Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake. The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed. When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?” Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.
