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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’v…

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’v…

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"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"

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