I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tire… Commentary:"Sounds like you've mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday. Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake. I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.