I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. Posted onJan 20, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like you've mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! ππ€" Related Funny Quotes π€ As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. Of course I look tired, itβs hard pretending to be awake. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.