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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.