I’m saving myself for my vibrator. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like batteries are the new diamond rings! πππ Related funny posts π Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesnβt make batteries. It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas. Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it. Iβm so unpopular at school they call me βBatteriesβ. Iβm never included in anything.