I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.