I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.