I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.