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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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