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"Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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74 shares on Discord this month:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

71 shares on X this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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