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"Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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47 shares on Slack this month:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

66 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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