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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 6am, always, annoyance, before, bin, bin man, collection, funny situation, garbage, getting, humor, i, just, man, men, morning, nice, sarcasm, sick, situation, sleep, waking, waking up, want on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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