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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Itโ€™s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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I have so many mood swings, Iโ€™m basically a swing now.

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Now that I have a standing desk, Iโ€™m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Iโ€™m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Iโ€™m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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