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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Just shared via YouTube:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Going viral on YouTube:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Playful quote about early-morning bin collection disrupting sleep with witty frustration.
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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Trending via WhatsApp:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Making waves on Messenger:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Trending via Reddit:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Just shared via Messenger:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Just shared via Discord:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Freshly posted on X:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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